theylikepink:

i wasnt joking when i talked about being obsessed with 13 in ponytails/undercut

the-prince-of-tides:

nudityandnerdery:

deliriumcrow:

screenshotsofdespair:

Proofreading, like proper spacing, is important

msbriket:

muppethole:

muppethole:

rent shouldn’t exist as a concept but also all rent should be rent-to-own

like if i must pay to inhabit a space then at the very fucking least i should be paying toward ownership of the space i inhabit. paying some leech more than half my wages for housing that i have no stake in other than my immediate survival and from which i’ll eventually walk away from or just die in with nothing to show for but the sunk cost of my livelihood is unconscionable

I disagree, because I really don’t want to own a place. I’m paying only 300 for a 3 bedroom apartment and whenever something breaks it’s fixed almost immediately by a guy named Tim. For free. Last place didn’t suit me anymore so I just left it.

What you want is the choice to buy or to rent, and if you choose rent, the choice to adapt it to your needs and tastes. You want the freedom to move to another place if you so choose and the certainty that you can safely stay where you are if you don’t. What you need is a renters union

piecesofbird:

eeby:

bitchynative:

Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript

Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words we’re talking about.

To begin with, let’s talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:

Where are you going, where are you coming from, what’s that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?

Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say “why did you pull me over?”

That’s the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.

Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesn’t mean it’s a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.

So, “why did you pull me over?” starts the clock ticking, and that’s your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.

the answer to “do you know why I pulled you over?” is also “why did you pull me over?”

sadtirist:

shut your pie hole

so i was in the kitchen one day and read on the back of a snack package that it was “made with love” and in my head i thought edward logic before everything elric would’ve scoffed and read out all of the ingredients instead

and thus i devoted about an hour’s worth of hard research into pies and apple varieties in whatever region amestris was likely based on so if the science is off then i will do to myself what winry did here to ed lmao

huffylemon:

kanayavstheforcesofcapitalism:

markrial:

arizonaconservativegal:

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

ok but did ian kobe win

hemopoiesis-deactivated20220627:

i don’t think we can ^-^ our way out of this one boys

funnytwittertweets:

guerrillatech: